I'm not gonna lie...

I'm Gabrielle. I'm a Southern girl, a Christian, a Chemistry major at Christopher Newport University, a Nerdfighter, and a fangirl. This is my blog, Enjoy! :)

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be courageous; be strong. Do everything in love.
1 Corinthians 16:13-14

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Testimonials:
"One may think that Gabby comes from a story book, based on her fairy tale perfect appearance, but do not be fooled by her belle-like complexion. She's waiting for her beast, but meanwhile she keeps her friends close and her dino nuggets closer. No matter what, she never forgets her life motto 'Coffee, chocolate, men: the richer the better.'" -ohemg826

galadrielles:

WIVES AND WIDOWS OF WESTEROS

I am his and he is mine from this day until the end of my days.

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themadfangirl:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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I thought it was going to be a sympathetic pat on the back, but nOPE.  Get the fuck up and keep playing, goddamn it.

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snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

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jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

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lolerzz:

the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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nawyougood:

theinternationalasshole:

Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.

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keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

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batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

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rdjsass:

me whenever

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darabankole:

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

Florida problems.

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